I think Cruz is starting to confuse himself with Lindsay Lohan...

He dances on tables

Eats nothing but cereal bars all day cuz, ya know, a guys gotta watch his figure

Yells behind him at his entourage to hurry up

 Takes pics with adoring fans

Dodges the paparazzi

Checks himself out in the mirror at every given opportunity

Overdoses on questionable substances as his eyes glaze over

 Pushes his dirty habits onto his friends

Loses control and runs around naked, waving his arms in the air

Then passes out drunk and has to be carried to bed in true Li Lo fashion.

I am starting to get worried.

Does this make me Dina Lohan?

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