He dances on tables
Eats nothing but cereal bars all day cuz, ya know, a guys gotta watch his figure
Yells behind him at his entourage to hurry up
Takes pics with adoring fans
Dodges the paparazzi
Checks himself out in the mirror at every given opportunity
Overdoses on questionable substances as his eyes glaze over
Pushes his dirty habits onto his friends
Loses control and runs around naked, waving his arms in the air
Then passes out drunk and has to be carried to bed in true Li Lo fashion.
I am starting to get worried.
Does this make me Dina Lohan?
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